Good morning Cape Breton.
Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.
Right now, I'm calm and relaxed.
Just wait till Tonya comes down stairs. I will turn into this jumpy, bitie beast! MUAHAHAHAHA
I don't behave like that too much around the Big Guy. He doesn't like it and he shows me that too. But he does talk in a more relaxed voice and I take my cue from that. When Tonya talks to me in the morning, she is grumpy and yells a lot. That makes me excited and winds me up.
Calm and relaxed, vs yelling and excited!
There was a fox outside the window. I was barking to let the fox know that I live here. Well the Big Guy put a stop to that. He grabbed me and started patting me, talking to me in a calm voice. I really wanted to see that fox again, but he was so calm. Eventually I forgot about the fox. When I looked outside, the fox was gone and I couldn't remember why I was barking. So I stopped barking.
The Big Guy watched is new Star Trek program. He really liked it. Then again, he really likes Star Trek. There was a lot of fighting in the new program. There are people that are called Klingons. They are scary looking. I almost barked at the TV when I seen them. But the Big Guy talked to me, so I went over and sat beside him, incase he needed protection from them. (Psst, don't tell him, but I was actually scared of them and needed him to protect me)
Yesterday morning, Tonya wanted to go for a walk. The Big Guy will nap in the early morning. He has his coffee, watches some TV and then lays down for a nap. Well Tonya wanted to go for a walk. So she got me to wake him up. I gave him a muzzle bump to the face. I can't say that he was too happy about that. After I hit him in the face with my muzzle, I tried to jump up on him. Well that got him up and moving.
The Big Guy says that his sneakers smell a lot. He tried spraying this stuff in them, called Febreeze. Now they stink and smell nice at the same time. I think he should wear socks in his sneakers. Either that or get new insoles called "Odor Eaters".
Bye bye for now.
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