14/Jul/17 but I WANTED BBQ'ed steak

Good morning Cape Breton.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.

What do I get when those two humans are having supper?  Kibble and water.  Always the same.  A dog can't live on just kibble and water.

It wouldn't kill me if they were to give me a BBQ'ed steak every so often.

Yesterday I had to go to the vet.  Now, I remember the VET.  This is where I went in the back room and there was six of them waiting for me.  

Can you imagine!

SIX humans up against ME.  Five of them held me down while one of them was cutting my dew claws.  I didn't bite any of them, but they knew that I wasn't happy.  When they let me go, I shook it off and ran out to be next to the Big Guy.  I insisted that we leave.  RIGHT NOW!

So yesterday, Tonya is trying to get me back INSIDE this place.  I'm not to happy about that.  But they didn't hold me down.  Someone gave me a treat and then there was a mosquito that bit me on the back of my neck.  I was told it was a booster shot for something or other.  Then we got to leave pretty much right away.  So that wasn't so bad after all.

I got to watch the Big Guy mow his lawn last night.  He also has this thing called a whipper snipper.  I am none too pleased with it.  It makes a high pitched noise and it hurts my ears.  I want to BITE it really bad.  But the Big Guy will yell at me for trying and will move it just out of my reach.

After they were done, they were relaxing on the front deck.  The Big Guy was waving this tennis racket thingy around.  He would press a button on the handle and then wave it around.  A mosquito would go inside the opening and would sizzle and pop.  The Big Guy held it down and I wanted to sniff this "tennis racket".  

One of my whiskers went in the opening and I was ELECTROCUTED! 

The Big Guy is waving around a taser that looks like a tennis racket?!

The Big Guy thought this was funny as hell.  How he laughed.  When he passed it over to Tonya, I wanted NOTHING to do with this "tennis racket - taser" thingy.  Then when it was time to go in, I had to make sure that neither of them had this 'tennis racket - taser" thingy in their hands.  Once I seen the coast was all clear, then I went inside with them.

Bye bye for now.