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Friday, 6 November 2020

6/Nov/20 I protect the front door when people knock, can I get a treat for that


 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

There seems to be this thing that they are calling, an election, in the United States.

It really does seem to have all of United States dived in half.  Each side really seems to hate the other side.

Now, in Canada, we've got about 5 parties that all want to be in power.  So that seem to divide the country even more.

The Big Guy has never been a politician.  Although he would probably do well for some stuff, when it would come time for the truth, he would upset a lot of people.

He is the type of guy, that will tell the truth.  If you don't want to know the truth, don't ask the Big Guy.

He would be the type of guy that would tell you how you look in those jeans, or in that dress.  For the love of God, never ask him if what your wearing, makes you look fat.  As an old fat guy, he doesn't care if your feelings are hurt.  He will tell you, the outfit doesn't make you look fat, your ARE fat.

If you want sympathy, that's what your girlfriends are for.  I know, some ladies just want to TALK about what's bothering them.  They really don't want it fixed.  Yea, the Big Guy, he's all about fixin stuff.  As are most guys.  That's what they do...  they fix stuff.

One person that the Big Guy knows, is going through a rough patch.  Her fella messed around with someone else.  That's not nice.  But she is slowly getting over it.  She posted this picture on Facebook of a very attractive lady that was kinda pissed off that fellas are asking her if she can cook.  So, her kick back is, can you build a house?  For the most part, this is a good burn on fellas and would empower any lady.  But, she is also friends with a lot of guys that were in the Canadian Forces.  They are all kicking back.  Yup, I've built a house and I can cook, so piss off.  

Not exactly the reply she was looking for.

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