Saturday, 30 March 2019

30/Mar/19 what do you mean, my paws are wet and not to get on the furniture

Good morning Cape Breton.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.

So it's raining outside. Not that it hasn't rained here before. But this rain makes the Big Guy super happy. Your likely asking, why does it make him happy.

Because it isn't snow.

Yes, he really likes new fallen snow. But then when there is A LOT of snow, he just cringes inside. He doesn't like getting out the snow blower and the shovel and dealing with the snow.

He's a bit of a broken drum when it comes to snow. He doesn't have the ability to enjoy Winter like some of us.

So last night, the Big Guy had a hankering for some Fish & Chips. So they went to Janes for supper. They had a special on for 2 piece Fish & Chips. There is this restaurant chain called Deluxe Fries. Well the Big Guy pretty much grew up with this restaurant. To him, ALL Fish & Chips are measured against this restaurant. Of course, nothing comes close to what they make.

But the staff at Janes, they were super busy yesterday. Which if fine, of course, who wants to cook on a Friday night. The Big Guy was sorta let down by the Fish & Chips that he had. Which is fine, of course, he's measuring it against his FAVORITE restaurant.

There was one time, they were on the road to go to Moncton. Tonya knew that McDonalds had their McLobster Rolls on. They gassed up in Truro and went to McDonalds. As Tonya is walking towards McDonalds, she notices that the Big Guy is NOT walking with her. Nope. He is walking over to Deluxe Fries.

So he gets his precious Fish & Chips that he loves so much. He even notices that they have a lobster roll dinner for $12.00. Eventually, Tonya shows up in the car and she has a McChicken. The Big Guy looks over at her and asks, why she doesn't have the McLobster that she wanted. Well, she was in quite the mood and told him, they dicked her around and didn't have any Lobster. That's when the Big Guy told her, she should have gone to Deluxe Fries. They got the Lobster Roll dinner. That he seen 2 people order it and he almost considered ordering it himself. (Just to rub it in)