Good morning world.
Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.
If I were a warp core on one of the Big Guy's programs, I was at critical failure.
The Big Guy brought me to the groomer.
Now, yesterday morning, when Tonya got up, she cut a piece of balogna.
She was messing around with it and gave it to me, without any fuss.
<CRUNCH>
That's weird, balogna doesn't normally crunch.
What ever, swallowed the balogna.
What a treat.
Half an hour goes by and I'm tired.
I am going to go lay down.
The Big Guy lad left the house to bring Tonya to work. But that's OK, I will just nap.
The Big Guy left again. I heard it was to take the grand kids to the Dr.
The Big Guy gets home again, but this time, he got my leash.
Wow, are we going for a walk?
Oh, for a car drive. Cool.
He brought me to a strange place.
STRANGER DANGER!!
The Big Guy left me with her.
Oh shit, it's the groomer.
After 2 hours, I was under so much stress. She called the Big Guy and told him, to come and get me.
I watched him give her money.
Can you believe that? He gave her money to stress me out!!
When I got home, I just plopped myself on the ground.
Go away. Leave me alone.
The Big Guy left again and brought Tonya home.
I was happy to see her, but still wanted to just sleep.
Today, better stay home and avoid all that drama.
Your blast from the past
Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog is sleeping
Bye bye fur now
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