Good morning world.
Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.
Well, the Big Guy is into technology in a big way.
He got himself this gadget that he can talk to.
It also senses stuff that happens.
When you walk into a room, it will turn the lights on.
When you cough, it will tell you to get a drink of water.
It can play fart sounds.
It can play the news.
But the one weird thing it does...
When I bark.
It will say: Max stop barking.
Then it will play some god awful dog whistle.
Yes, it gets my attention and I don't like it.
Of course the Big Guy thinks this is just perfect.
Yesterday, some stranger came to the back door.
I started barking.
That crazy machine started talking to me. Then it played that awful whistle.
I will not be lorded over by some machine.
I may go pee on it.
Your blast from the past
Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog wags the tree
Bye bye fur now
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