Good morning Cape Breton.
Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.
For those of you that read yesterday's blog, you will know that I was given something to eat that didn't agree with me. It gave me EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. Phew, I hope I don't have to go though that again.
The Big Guy was saying, it reminded him of a joke from when he was little.
Yes, it's a bit racist, but that's what it was back in the day.
So there was this Indian Chief, and they had to move him to a reservation. Only he didn't want to go.
Soldier: Well Chief, you have to move.
Indian: Bough Ells does not move.
Soldier: We better get you to see the Doctor then.
Later...
Doctor: So Chief, the solder told me that you having some problems.
Indian: Bough Ells does not move.
Doctor: Here is a laxative, see me tomorrow.
Next day...
Doctor: How are you feeling Chief?
Indian: Bough Ells does not move.
Doctor: Here is a STRONG laxative, see me tomorrow.
Next day...
Doctor: How are you feeling Chief?
Indian: Bough Ells does not move.
Doctor: Here is the MAXIMUM laxative I can safely give you. See me tomorrow.
Next day...
Doctor: How are you feeling Chief?
Indian: Bough Ells HAS to move. Ti-pee full of shit.
Ba dum tiss...
Get it? The Chief's name was "Bough Ells", sounds like "Bowels". It's not as funny when you have to explain it.
Your Blast From the Past
Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog having a treat
Bye bye fur now
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