8/May/21 I want to nap I want my toy decisions decisions

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

I was watching the Big Guy this morning.

He made his normal morning coffee.  He always has 2 cups of coffee.  After he has the 2nd cup of coffee, he puts the rest of the coffee into a thermos for Tonya.  That way, when she gets up, she can have her coffee and it's relatively fresh.

He also made this thing that I'm sure I can have.

It's called French Toast.

No onions or pork.

I will have to wait for Tonya to get up to see if I can't get some of her French Toast.

Lately, she has been holding out on me.

Gonna have to really stare at her today if I'm going to get some of that breakfast.

The other day, Tonya said that when we went for a walk, and I was trying to pee on everything, that in the end, I wasn't peeing at all.

I dribbled at best.

Now, yesterday, I saved up and I was peeing everywhere I went.

Tonya also seen someone else that was walking their dog.

This person watched their dog poop, but then didn't pick it up.  Tonya was not very happy with them.

But it was a smaller dog, so she knew that I can't be blamed.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog is watching TV with me

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7/May/21 dancing in the rain is crap

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Yesterday, I had to go outside to do my "business".  But I happened to pick the wrong time to go outside.  It was during a period where it was raining super hard.

I was NOT impressed.

I got everything done and wanted inside.  NOW!

Then, when I came back inside, of course I shook the rain off my fur.

That got Tonya to yell at me.

Did you really think, I was NOT going to shake?

After 5 years, you would think you would know me better than that.

Tonya has been feeding me that diet kibble.

I've only been eating enough to keep me from starving.

Not that it tastes bad.

I just want my regular kibble.

Plus, she hasn't been feeding me any human food.

Also, I've only been getting about 1/2 the treats I normally get.

I'm going to starve and waste away to nothing.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog is kinda big for the kiddy pool

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6/May/21 when are you starting your diet

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

So if I have to eat diet kibble, cause I'm over weight...

When will the Big Guy start eating diet food?

Like salad.

He says that salad give him gout.

I guess that would be sorta like me eating pork and getting the trots.

But pork tastes so good.

I wonder if there would be something that the Big Guy could put into his salad that would be good and not give him gout?

I guess this balance of what you can eat and loosing weight is a tricky balance.

Then again, i would totally share my kibble with the Big Guy.

I wonder if he would like it?

Would it give him the urge to pee on every tree he walks past?

Perhaps kibble my not be the best idea for him.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog outside with his IV Bag Booties

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5/May/21 I will just chew this up

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Something that I've noticed about humans.

What do they go when they empty the roll of gift paper?  They got this long cardboard tube.  They find the nearest human and "Bonk" them on the head with the empty tube.

Is this a right of passage?

Some sort of weird ritual that I'm not aware of?

Then the other human will try to take the cardboard tube away from the 1st person.  

There is two outcomes.

They will "Bonk" the 1st person on the head.

Or...

If your the Big Guy, he will fold the cardboard tube, as many times as he can.

Crushing any more "bonking" that can be had.

I think I may call him "Darth Vadar".  I've seen the Star Wars movies and he wasn't a nice guy either.

At least I got to chew on the cardboard tube for a few minutes.

Then the Big Guy told Tonya, not to teach me to chew on stuff like that.  What happens when I chew up a brand new roll of Christmas Paper?  After all, you did teach me to do that.

He is such a kill joy.

The tube got taken away and put in the trash.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog being loved up by his momma

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