17/Nov/20 the new cell phone takes really good low light pictures

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Do you see me in the picture above?  Did you know the light source, is across the living room and is only a 5 watt LED Bulb?

Normally a night light is only 3 watts.

Having said that, this could mean the end of the Big Guy chasing me around the house with his old camera and that EXTREMELY bright flash.

Soon enough, there is going to be these Christmas Decorations around the house.

Now, a Christmas Tree and a Bernese Mountain Dog tail, they don't mix very well.

First off, there is this coffee table that is in the living room.  There is NOTHING on it.  Well, dust, but according to the Big Guy, a house isn't a home, unless you can write "I love you" in the dust.  But I will also say, it's not THAT dusty.

The reason there is nothing on that coffee table?  My tail removes it.  Normally at high speed.

Same with a Christmas Tree.  I will stand, looking at the person that is admiring the tree.  This means that my tail, is swish swish swish, clearing the bottom branches of ornaments and lights.

It's not my fault that I was given such a high power tail.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog isn't too sure about the baby

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16/Nov/20 smile for the camera

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Yesterday the Big Guy did something that he does once a year.  The other time, he undoes what he did.  

What is that?  You ask...

Well he turns his lawn mower, into a snow blower.  Turning the snow blower into a lawn mower, takes a lot less time.

But the engine, it sounds like there is a hurt dog inside the engine.

I will certainly be glad when they can figure out how to make those machines to be all electric.

Mowing the lawn and snow blowing will be a lot quieter.

Talking of noise.  There was someone else that was racing their car through the streets yesterday.  You could hear them doing burn outs.  Like they were so cool.  

Now, you would think that destroying a good pair of tires, would be dumb.  The Big Guy certainly does love to go fast.  But not at the expense of his tires.  

Then again, the car was was doing the burn outs, perhaps they were at the end of the tire's life and they were just trying to have fun with what little tire was left on the car.  Either way, some day in the future, all the cars will be electric.  Can you still do burn outs?  I certainly do bet you will be able to.  But you will only hear the whine of an electric motor, and that's if you can hear it over the spinning tires.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog gets his new Cape Breton Tartan

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15/Nov/20 they are having a biggie breakfast

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Here I am, the protector of their domaine.

They are going to have a biggie breakfast today.

Sausage, bacon, bologna, hashbrowns, beans, eggs and toast.

Do you know what the Big Guy is going to feed me?

Kibble and water.

Yes, that is how you would expect him to treat me.

You just wait.  I know that Tonya is going to put more on her plate than what she can eat.  I'm going to stare like I've never stared before.  I'm going to drool so much, there will be a puddle at her feet.

I will show him who is going to get kibble and water.

Then again, I can't get too greedy with the stuff that I get off of Tonya's plate.  Otherwise I will get the trots.

But they work from home now, so I can go outside as often as I need to.

BRING ON THE FEAST!

Tomorrow, we will deal with what ever my bowels decide to do.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog attacks the Rose Bush Cage

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14/Nov/20 hanging out with you at work is boring

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Every so often, I will go upstairs and see what the Big Guy is up to.

So, what does he do while at work?  FUCK ALL is what he's doing.

He sits there, staring at these two computer screens...  

ALL.  

DAY.  

LONG.  

Yea, there is a mouse and a keyboard and a headset.  But lordy...  isn't there some kind of ACTION going on?

He told me, there is a chat and there is emails and there is other systems that got to be monitored.  If I had to stare at those computer screens all day long, I would doze off and take a nap.

I guess that's why they hire humans and not dogs.

Now, his other computer that he has down stairs.  That one is a lot more exciting.  At least for what you can see on the screen.  On that computer, he plays, what he calls, games.  Games are a lot interesting than those work screens.

Yup, my vote is for games.  Work, you are not getting my vote.  Your boring.

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Max our Bernese Mountain Dog with close up

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