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Thursday, 4 June 2020

4/Jun/20 I will allow you to sit in a different chair for the moment



Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Today, the Big Guy has to go to the hospital for some blood work.

Now, if he were to go to Sydney, at the Regional Cape Breton Hospital, he would have to be screened before he could enter the building.

At the Northside, I'm sure it going to be a little different.  He was told, he will be met by security at the front door and then escorted to the lab.  From the lab, he will just leave and get back in his car and go home.

The Big Guy isn't really the one that leaves the house for just any reason.

Tonya took her first and second call on her new account.

She came downstairs for lunch and then, right after lunch, she threw it up.

She was so nervous.  She wants to do well on this new account.

So, in order for Tonya to have something later on, the Big Guy make a plain pizza with just some sliced pepperoni and cheese.  Tonya wasn't able to have it all.

Oh, I bet your wondering why she couldn't have all her pizza.

Well I was there, staring at her.

Stare stare stare

By the time she gave me some, I snapped it out of her hand.

I tried that with the Big Guy.  He stared back and gave me the willies.  Brrr...  I just went away to "shake it off".

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Bye bye fur now

Wednesday, 3 June 2020

3/Jun/20 I'm going to use my ear as an eye mask


Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

I guess Spring doesn't want to "let go".  Right now, it's +7 C with a feel like temp of +4 C.  That's rather cold out.  It is comfortable for myself though.  Not so much for my humans though.  The Big Guy would like it to be in the low 20's.

Didn't I tell you yesterday that the Big Guy would find some way to get onions into his meal?  Well he didn't get just one onion.  He got TWO onions.

He made Chicken Fricassee.  Didn't it smell wonderful.  At one point, Tonya was going to the bathroom and she yelled down that she could smell lunch cooking.

Of course it made the Big Guy happy to hear that she was looking forward to lunch.

But you never know with the Big Guy.  He says it's left overs today and he may just change his mind.  He's like that.

They also have some jambalaya from the other day.  So I'm thinking, today is going to be "left over" day.  The Big Guy doesn't mind left overs at all.

Today is going to be an exciting day for Tonya.  She is going to be on the phones today on her new account.  It is for mail order wines.  It is a little bit more involved than just calling in to order a bottle or wine.  But she is excited and scared.

Tonya also said that she was going to get up really early and study and go over her notes and make sure that she is ready.

Yup, last night, she said that she would be up with the Big Guy.  Early early early...

She is sleeping right now.

She must have forgot about getting up early.

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog having his frozen cheese treat


Bye bye fur now

Tuesday, 2 June 2020

2/Jun/20 be strong, do not chew the sneakers



Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Well I'm not sure what the Big Guy plans on cooking today, but I bet it will some how or other, involve onions.  What is that guys obsession with onions?

I know he put some chicken out.  Now, I can happily say, when ever the chicken has skin on it, Tonya will give ME the skin.  Unless of course the Big Guy gets to it first.  Then he will either have it himself, or he boils it for his chicken broth and then throws the skin out to the sea gulls.

I'm telling ya, for birds that don't do much, besides CAW, CRY and shit on his car, they certainly don't do much.

Yesterday morning, the Big Guy made his jambalaya.  Apparently it was pretty good.  Even Tonya wouldn't allow me any.  Yes, yes, it had onions in it, but it was also spicy.  She was complaining last night that it "went right through" her.

As I'm looking outside, it sure it green once again.

We have been getting quite a bit of rain.  We're not talking about floating the Ark type rain, just enough to make all the plants happy.  Stuff is growing.  I bet farmers are happy.  It also isn't too warm outside.  At least not like it was the other day.

I mean it was so warm, Tonya and the Big Guy were actually talking about getting an air conditioner for the house.

You know that I would love that.  Oh the cool breeze coming from the air conditioner.

Ahhh yes...

Did we get one?

Do you see me talking about laying on the floor, having the air conditioner blow across me?

Tease...

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog forgets his indoor voice


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Monday, 1 June 2020

1/Jun/20 it's raining, it's pouring, the old max is snoring



Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Would the Big Guy just leave me ALONE in the morning?

Yes, I love to sleep in.

Is that so hard to understand?

Especially in this heat...  and to think, it's not even the hottest part of Summer yet.  What am I saying, it's not even Summer for another three weeks!

Yesterday was Tonya's day off from work.  She must have left the house a hundred thousand times.  She would go for groceries.  Then go for something else.  Leave again to see someone.  Leave again to see someone else.

She would leave the steel back door open so that I could look out the screen door window.  Of course the car makes a very distinctive sound.  I can hear it coming up the driveway.

So, today, the Big Guy is making jambalaya.  What does that mean for me?  Well, as usual, it means that I don't get to have any.  There is onions and stuff in it.

Now, the Big Guy is talking about owning an electric car.  They hardly make any noise at all.

I'm not sure if everyone has been noticing, but there has been a lot more commercials about electric lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, etc

It is going to be...  the way of the future...  (as my voice echos)

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog destroys dollar store toy


Bye bye fur now