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Monday, 18 December 2017

18/Dec/17 where is the TV remote


Good morning Cape Breton.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.

This is me doing my impression of the Big Guy.

This is the chair where the Big Guy will sit and watch TV.  Every so often, Tonya will want me to pay attention to what is on TV.  The Big Guy, knows, I may jump up on the TV and knock it over.  He would be very upset if I did that.  

BUT, I also know that he would only be a LITTLE upset.  This would mean that he would have to get a new TV.  Probably one that is a smart TV.  Also, one that is a LED and not the plasma TV that is currently there.  He says that once the sun shines on the TV, it washes out the TV and you can't watch it.  Where as the LED TV doesn't get washed out by the sun.


After doing his research, a Plasma TV is good for a basement where there is no natural sun that comes into the basement.  LED TV is good for a living room with lots of natural light.  The things he has learned.

We went for a walk yesterday.  There is a little bit of snow on the ground.  But I tried to lick as much of it as I could.  Tonya thought this was funny.  How I would walk with my mussel on the ground, licking and licking the snow.

It's a wee bit chilly out this morning.  -12 with the wind chill.  But I really don't feel the cold too much.  It has to get colder for me to feel the cold.  I like the winter a lot more than the summer.  I suffer with the summer heat.

Christmas is just around the corner.  I don't see any bones under the tree.  I've been good so far, so I hope that Santa doesn't forget about me.

Bye bye fur now.

Sunday, 17 December 2017

17/Dec/17 me at the keyboard


Good morning Cape Breton.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.

Here I am, trying to use the computer.  


The Big Guy will not get out of the way.

How can this blog get done and out to everyone if he keeps getting in the way?

So it snowed last night.  Not a lot.  But there is snow on the ground.  As the Big Guy is looking outside, he can see that it is still snowing.  I can't wait to go for a walk so that I can try to eat all the snow again.  But it is -7.  That's cold out.  Normally when it's this cold out, you don't get a lot of snow.

Tonya got me some kibble the other day.  It wasn't the same as what I normally get.  It's the same brand and everything.  Only it's for puppies and I'm a big dog now.  The people at the store should have looked up the food that we bought in the past and got something appropriate for her.  They were not helpful for her.  

Don't get me wrong.  The puppy food tastes GREAT.  But the kibble pieces are a lot smaller.  With my big mouth, when I am trying to put the kibble in my mouth, pieces are falling out the side.

The Big Guy tried to make tortillas yesterday.  Of course, he made them without flour.  Well he is not putting the tortilla makers out of business.  He did a video and is going to be uploading it later this morning.

Bye bye fur now.

Saturday, 16 December 2017

16/Dec/17 I'm awake from my nap


Good morning Cape Breton.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.

I heard the Big Guy creeping around.  Then FLASH!  Another picture.

Did you see what happened yesterday?  


They did a road trip WITHOUT ME!

THEN, worst than that...


They had some nom noms without me too.  Fried clams with fries, at John's Lunch in Dartmouth.  I could have had all those fries for them.

I've never been to Dartmouth.  

OK, so I guess they will be able to buy me my expensive food now.

They said something about not having the check just yet.  They still have to wait another week.

When they did their road trip, they left me with my Uncle Haas.  He said that he seen ghost with white hair walking up the stairs, going towards the bedrooms.  The Big Guy said that he believes there is a spirit living in his house.  But that he isn't an angry spirit.  Just curious about who we are.

Now that they got all this money.  I wonder if I am going to get a new bone for Christmas this year?

Bye bye fur now.

Friday, 15 December 2017

15/Dec/17 Santa, I'm being a good boy


Good morning Cape Breton.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home.

So it's Friday.  Do you know what that means?  IT'S GARBAGE DAY!  Oh the sniffs I am going to sniff today!  I can't wait!  Oh joy oh joy!

A sniffing we will go!  A sniffing we will go!
Hei Ho the merry go!  A sniffing we will go! (Sang to the song: A-hunting We Will Go)

I brought my rubber chicken in from outside.  I love the noise that it makes.  Tonya, well, not much.  She hid my chicken and gave me a boomerang instead.  It does make noise, but not as much as the chicken.

Well the Big Guy was complaining yesterday.  He has lost a lot of weight.  But now his jacket, that he used to fill out, well he doesn't fill them out any longer.  His jacket fits over his shoulders and arms.  No problems there.  But his belly isn't as big.  So before, when he had a big belly, he filled the jacket.  But now, there is a lot less belly.  So the wind goes right up the jacket like a wind tunnel.

Tonya says that she will buy him a new winter jacket to hold him over till next season, when his older winter jackets fit once again.  The Big Guy would like to get a winter jacket that has those glow in the dark stripes on them.  So when he is walking me at night, the cars will see him.

We will see what kind of jacket the Big Guy ends up getting.

Tonya is fitting into her older jackets and she is looking fine.  Yes sir!  Very fine!  If I was a human...  oh yea...

Bye bye fur now.