29/Apr/23 only lasted 4 minutes

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

We went to sit outside.

Only lasted 4 minutes.

It was too cold for the Big Guy.

The Big Guy was able to put the cupboard back together yesterday.  He was happy with his efforts.

The only part he didn't get done was the ceiling part of the cupboard.

He wasn't able to reach all the way to the back to be able to fill that part back in.

He said, that's a job for another day.

But the rack is back in place for the cookie sheets.

Which was the biggest part of the plan.

He also got to drive my non-furry brother, Terry, to the hospital to see the human vet.

Kind of funny how it happened.

If I were sick, I would of been admitted right away and would have been forced to stay at the vet.

The Big Guy brought his brother-in-law to the Regional Hospital.

After he waited a few hours, he called Tonya to tell the Big Guy to come and get him.

When the Big Guy got there, he asked if he had been seen by a Dr.

Nope.

Did they get to run any testes on you?

Nope.

So, you just decided to leave before you were seen by a Dr?

Yup.

His brother figured that Terry was going to be admitted, so he was getting into his special kibble (vodka).

When he heard that Terry was coming home, he put his special kibble (vodka) back into his room.

I only have "normal" kibble.

Perhaps next time, they should bring Terry to my vet.  I'm sure she could take care of him.

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28/Apr/23 looking for dropped crumbs

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

I got my two walks in yesterday.

I got my first walk in with the Big Guy in the morning.

He thought I was going to make is all the way home without having a poop.

Fooled him.  

I could see my forever home.

I did the poopie dance.

At least that is what the Big Guy calls it.

The Big Guy is planning on putting the cupboard back together today.

He had to rip it apart in order for the plumbing to go in place.

Well the plumbing is in place and it isn't leaking.

So, now it's time to put the stuff back up again.

He was gentle enough not to break too much of the wood when he took it apart.

But, the Big Guy isn't 7 feet tall.

He will have to use a chair when he is putting the cupboard back together.

Also, he has to be aware of the new plumbing that is in place.

He can't drive a screw through the new stuff.

He says he has a plan.  

We will see how well his plan works.

When he is all finished, the cookie sheets can go above the fridge again.

Tonya will be happy about that.

I will likely be told to go lay down and stay out of the way.

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27/Apr/23 give me all your food

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Yesterday, Tonya made spaghetti.

Some times, when she make her spaghetti, she will give me some of the pasta.

Not yesterday.

She made enough for their supper and for one more meal.

I really would have liked to have some pasta.

With spaghetti sauce.

Oh, and cheese.

No need for a candle.

My needs are pretty basic.

The Big Guy was saying that my paws are not looking very white.

Tonya says it's cause I'm walking in the dirt.

Not sure what dirt she is talking about.

There isn't any mud on our walks.

The last few days, the Big Guy takes me in the morning walk.

Tonya takes me on the evening walk.

I love having two walks a day.

Yesterday, Tonya took me for a SLOW walk.

So I didn't barf on the way home.

She let me set the pace.

The Big Guy prefers a slower pace.

He is still a very large man, so walking fast, just isn't him.

I popped out a few poo nuggets on our walk yesterday.

He put me outside so I could do my business.

He thought he fooled me.

Got my poo out before my walk.

Fooled him.

Although on Tonya's walk, I gave her a full bag to pick up.

I'm just giving like that.

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26/Apr/23 I spy with my little eye

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

This past week, Tonya bought the Big Guy some gummy sharks from WalMart.

I love them.

He loves them too.

He can have 7 of them and they are 6 Weight Watcher points.

Now, he only has them in the evening when he is watching TV.

Honestly, he could also have carrot sticks, or radishes and he would be fuller and it would have a lot less Weight Watcher points.

But, he is loosing weight, so he indulges a bit.

When Tonya had me out for my walk.

I barfed up all my food.

When she walks me, it is more of a brisk pace that she sets.

The Big Guy is a slow walker.

He lets me sniff stuff.

Perhaps if he were to loose a lot more weight, he will walk a little faster.

He has new sneakers that is keeping his feet straight.

But Tonya is concerned that some human treats are just not for me.

The Big Guy decided, his gummy sharks are top of the list.

Shit...

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Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog enjoying the pool and the deck

Bye bye fur now