22/Dec/21 all the better to hear you with

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

I am sure the Big Guy rather loves getting pictures of me in compromising positions.

I had been on my back with my paws in the air.

Then I had rolled over on my side.

My ear didn't flip back over.

Before you ask, my other ear wasn't stuck to the floor.

I just heard that my friend Bonnies in in the hospital with chest pains.

I hope that she will be OK.

That it was a false emergency.

The Big Guy has been waiting 6 months to take this picture.

He needs the sun to come above the horizon.

He took a picture of the sun above the horizon, 6 months ago.  That would have been during the Summer Solstice.  That would have been the longest day of the year.

Now, he wants to take a photo of the sun above the horizon during the Winter Solstice.  Yesterday, being the shortest day of the year.

NOW, think about it.

Both days have 24 hours in them.  How can one be longer and the other be shorter.

Humans are dumb.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog barks at other dogs

Bye bye fur now

21/Dec/21 looking to see if you got any treats at your work desk

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

I don't always go upstairs.

But sometimes, the Big Guy will bring a granola bar upstairs.

I can hear the wrapped from down stairs.

Sometimes, I will go upstairs to see what he is up to.

As you can see, my head is well above the level of the table where he has his computer set up.

He ate the granola bar before I could bug him for any.

Not very nice of him not to "share his Bar 6".

Only some of you will get that.

It was a candy bar from when the Big Guy used to be a little guy.

I guess the only thing that would be close to it, would be a Kit Kat bar.

I know, I know...

I'm not supposed to have any chocolate.

The Big Guy finds this easy to "enforce".

I will stare at Tonya when she is having a treat.

Me, staring at Tonya, bothers he so much, she will always give in.

I have the POWER!!  (He Man reference)

You people don't know anything.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog loves his belly scratch

Bye bye fur now

20/Dec/21 I am hiding

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Big Guy is saying that he's going to be making soup today.  

It will likely be a stew.

Actually, he says that he is not sure just yet.

He gets like that.

He has plans to cook something.

Then he goes to the freezer to see that he is going to make something else.

He knows, if he make a soup with pasta, he will have to put canned tomatoes in it.

For some reason, that's the rule.

If he makes the soup with potatoes, then he will make a stew.

Growing up, his father used to make beef soup.

It didn't have a lot of ingredients in it.  Cut up beef, onion, potatoes, salt, pepper and water.  

Sometimes, they had dumplings in their soup.

The Big Guy, he makes his with a few more ingredients.

Well, time to get up and at them.  

Then, get ready for a nap.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog laying quietly

Bye bye fur now

19/Dec/21 can I have some of your food

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

The other day, Tonya made grilled cheese sandwiches and tomatoe soup.

Lets recap.

There was cheese.

I can have cheese.

There was toast.

I've had toast before.

Both of these were together.

So, you would think, I could have some.

That's where you would be wrong.

The Big Guy was STARING at me as he was eating his grilled cheese sandwich.

I tried to drool.

His knee was wet.

Didn't work.

I tried to get close to him so that he would notice me.

He could feel my breath as he was eating.

I tried to stare at him and watch every bite he took.

Nothing.

I didn't get any of his grilled cheese.

He isn't very nice.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog and Tonya on the couch

Bye bye fur now