4/May/23 may the 4th be with you

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

All the Star Wars fans are going to be happy today.

Of course, it's unofficially Star Wars day.

May the 4th be with you.

Get it?

May the FORCE be with you.

Force and 4th sound the same.

Still no?

I'm just going to chew on the fake light saber cardboard tube.

Still nothing?

You're a bit of a lost cause.

Did you not see any of the Star Wars movies?

The Big Guy is going to be making cabbage roll in a bowl today.

I'm going to have to beg quite a bit to get some from Tonya.

The Big Guy would be a lost cause.

He is going to put bacon (pork), sausage (pork) onions and garlic, both bad for me.

Of course the pork make me loose.

The onions and garlic makes my red blood cells rupture and burst.

Why doesn't that happen to humans?

Yea, blood sorta important.

But it just smells so good.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog having some goldfish crackers

Bye bye fur now

3/May/23 waiting for work to be done

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

It rained yesterday.

Sometimes it was not raining.

When Tonya got off work, she took me for a quick walk.

When I got home, my paws were wet.

We got some news that my brother Terry was brought to the hospital via ambulance.

This really upset Tonya.

I wanted to hug her to make her feel better.

She was still upset.

They are watching this TV series called "From".

The Big Guy says they are all really dumb.

But he is still watching it.

He wants to see where this goes.

There is no dogs on this show.

So, I really have zero interest in this show.

My concerns are pretty easy.

When am I going for a walk.

Is their kibble and water in my food bowls.

Can I have some of what Tonya is eating.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog getting a guest spot as clean up crew

Bye bye fur now

2/May/23 May showers bring May flowers

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

I can hear the rain falling on the metal roof.

For some reason, it hasn't rained for about 3 weeks.

This is very unusual for where I live.

Normally, it rains about ever 3rd or 4th day.

The Big Guy certainly isn't upset by the rain.

If it rains, it means less yard work to get done.

He also realizes that he has to be able to paint the 3 decks to the house.

The one on the front, the one on the back, and the back entrance.

Otherwise, he is going to have a lot more deck boards to replace.

I'm pretty sure the deck boards are more expensive than paint.

We went for our walk last evening.

Sure was quiet.

There wasn't anyone else out walking.

There was only a few cars on the road.

The wind was cold.

Especially on the Big Guy's hands.

He didn't wear his gloves.

He regretted that about 1/2 way on our walk.

Bet he will not forget on the next walk.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max Our Bernese Mountain Dog waiting for his Mommy to get home from work

Bye bye fur now

1/May/23 Spring sun

 

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Big Guy made a new cover for my poo bucket.

Well, it's not exactly a bucket.

It's a milk crate and they put a garbage bag in it.

Then, when we get home from our walk, they put my poo in the garbage bag.

But, they also don't want water in the bag.

So, the Big Guy made a cover.

It doesn't keep all the water out, but a lot more than if there wasn't a cover.

So far, the city hasn't said anything about the extra heavy poo bag that goes out to the garbage.

The Big Guy was watching the news.

People are going out of the city and they are dumping their trash on the side of the road.

They city really can't afford Big Garbage.

But they also can't afford to NOT have Big Garbage.

Big Garbage is this one week of the year, you put all your extra trash to the curb.

Stuff that they would normally not collect.

I guess people have taken it upon themselves to have their own Big Garbage.

They don't want to get caught though.

I bet they dump their garbage at night when no one can see them.

So sad that they would do that vice just going to the dump, which is free.

Your blast from the past

Your daily video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog having watermellon

Bye bye fur now