16/Nov/19 yes the floor is wet, it's raining outside

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Well the Big Guy got a visit from Captain Obvious.  My paws were all wet from being outside.  It was raining quite hard and I really didn't want to go outside.  He FORCED me outside.  So yea, I went pee and then came right back to the door to be let inside.

Then the Big Guy found that his slippers were wet.  Well, yea, my paws were soaking wet from being OUTSIDE where you made me go.

It was snowing a little bit when the Big Guy got up.  It isn't now.  The snow is melting as soon as it touches the ground.

The Big Guy still hasn't swapped out the lawn tractor for the snow blower attachment.  I'm not sure what he is waiting for.  He is going to procrastinate himself to the point where he is going to be digging out the driveway by hand.

I got to watch the Big Guy yesterday, bring out that chicken soup with those egg noodles that pretty much exploded in his cast iron dutch oven.  So he put that outside and within 5 minutes...  the Sea Gulls had eaten it all.

Did you ever see the video of where Tonya was feeding the Sea Gulls pancakes?  I will put that in for today's video of the day.  Hmmm...  just searched for it.  It must have been something that was posted on Facebook and ever moved to a YouTube video.

Then, there was another time, the Big Guy is on the back deck and there was a Eagle in the neighbor's tree.  I'm sure the Eagle was looking for mice, rats, or something other to eat.  The never seen the Eagle again in that tree.

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15/Nov/19 looking to see if you dropped any food on the floor

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Well, as you can remember me saying from the other day, the Big Guy had a Man Cold.  Well he is mostly over that now.

Yesterday, he decided to make a chicken noodle soup.

He put egg noodles in the soup.  He also boiled the soup in his cast iron dutch oven.

Well, the egg noodles...  they pretty much blew apart...  Now, he has some sort of egg noodle mash with chicken pieces and other stuff in it.

Tonya said that she can really taste the starch from the Egg Noodles.

She said that it's Sea Gull food now.

So, likely in a few hours from now.  They will be transporting the contents of the pot to the back yard.  Then dumping it where I can't get to it.

They definitely will not feed it to me, due to the onions that are in it.  So that idea is out.

The Big Guy says, next time, it will be a chicken stew that he has made over and over, like a thousand times now.  With potatoes and a gravy.  Tonya says, that he can really make a good chicken stew.

Oh to be a Sea Gull and have that chicken noodle soup.

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14/Nov/19 what is that on my paw

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

So, as sick as the Big Guy was...  we made it through the day.

It was sort of touch and go there for a bit.

He was looking pretty pitiful.

Notice how he wasn't smiling.

Yes, that is TWO blankets that he has wrapped around himself.

He was going for MAXIMUM pity.

Yes, Tonya brought him out some chicken noodle soup.

He pretty much locked up on the love seat and didn't move around too much.

Tonya had to made supper all by her self.  Plus she also ran around doing other stuff.  And, on top of that, she also had to vacuum the house and wash the floors.  All with that huge lump of a man, trying to look as pitiful as he could.

He took some decongestants and was drifting in and out of sleep.  So he was watching TV programs that didn't interest Tonya at all.  She would look over and see his head tilted over to the side and she could hear him snoring.

I'm telling you, he was in it for the long haul.

But we endured.  We got though the day.

I bet he is going to continue his sniffling and what not.  He is a pretty good actor.

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13/Nov/19 I'm inside my little fort

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

WARNING!

The Big Guy has a MAN COLD! (Insert dramatic music here)

Alert the media.  Bring out the civil guard.  Put an ambulance on stand by.  Sound the alarm.  Get a hospital bed ready.  Clear all lanes of traffic for a possible evacuation.

Life as I know it will be coming to a stop for the next few days.

Someone is going to turn into a big sookie baby.  He will be speaking with a weak voice.  Not only is Tonya going to take care of everything around the house, but now she will have this huge man baby to deal with.

He will not be able to feed himself.

The TV remote will have to beside him at all times.

Tonya will have to rush around, trying to find the secret recipe to Chicken Noodle Soup.  Medications will have to be purchased.

A priest will have to be brought in to give the last rights.

We are DOOMED I tell you.

I hope we will be able to see the light of day tomorrow.  If you don't see tomorrow's blog, please keep in mind: I had a good life.

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog pictures from October 2016

Bye bye fur now