Good morning Cape Breton.Maximus Handsomius here from the Big House.
I was trying to find a way out through the pool.
I was not successful.
Natasha and Boris have been replaced.
Please meet Mr Big.
He is a crafty little guy.
I think he is the reason that Boris and Natasha are no longer here. He didn't speak with me at all yesterday. He didn't see any reason to play around the tunnel.
He is just plain scary.
Then there is Dr No and Jane.
She owns the pool. I was so thirsty. But they would only share with their people. You can see that Karl wanted and drink as well, but they ruled the pool.
Bye bye fur now
Good morning Cape Breton.Maximus Handsomius here from the Big House.
Life goes on while I am here. The Boys are to be left alone.
Jamal, Willie and Oddjob.
No one is messing with them. I just give them room.
I've found the home that was inside here. Now that I've been here for a bit, people have been bringing me stuff. Like extra kibble.
Kibble is currency in here.
I haven't heard from Boris and Natasha again.
No other dogs have approached me saying strange stuff.
Oh and that tunnel, it went no where. What a dumb idea that was.
Bye bye fur now.
Good morning Cape Breton.Maximus Handsomius here from the Big House.
Boris and Natasha are GONE!
Not sure what happened with them.
They got replaced by "The Brothers".
Jamal, Willie and Oddjob.
They were really uptight. They were saying that they got their colors taken away. I only seen them wearing bandannas. Are bandannas colors? I looked at them, and I knew right away, they are trouble with a capital "T".
I've also noticed that Boris is missing and so is Dirty Sanchez.
I tried to organize a break out... gawd... I working with a bunch of dummies.
They just walked around. Looking and sniffing each other. Wagging their tails like everything is just fine.
Nothing is fine. I've got to find Boris and Natasha again. I think they were on to something. I miss her calling me "Darling" all the time.
Gotta go for now. I found this tunnel.
Looks promising. I have been watching the other dogs play around it. I may yet find my self on the outside again.
Bye bye fur now
Good morning Cape Breton.Maximus Handsomius here from the Big House.
I am not too sure what's going on.
I've met two dogs. Boy oh boy, do they ever have thick accents. They are named Boris and Natasha. Here is pictures of them.
They are not very trustworthy.
Yesterday, Natasha came up to me and said something like, "The corn is growing in the field". I replied that is normally where corn grows. She said that wasn't the correct counter reply and just about chewed my head off.
Then Boris said to Natasha, I was playing it smart and not letting on. Letting on about what?
I wasn't aware of what they were talking about.
So I pretended to drink some water.
Lots and lots of water.
She keeps calling me "Darling".
Darling this and darling that.
She played innocent. I don't think she is innocent as all of that.
Look at this cunning face.
Darling my ass.
I met some other dude. Hans.
Now Hans laughed a lot.
When ever Boris and Natasha comes around, he laughs a lot harder than someone normally would. He has tried to corner me, Whispering stuff in this other weird accent, but I've been staying in public. No one is going to get me in a dark corner.
I also met another guy. They called him Stinky Sanchez.
His paws smell funny.
I've been playing it cool. Trying to figure out a way to bust out of here.
So far, the security is air tight.
I'm going to stay by the water bucket. The other dogs are running around a lot. I'm conserving my energy.
Waiting...
Waiting...
Every jail has a weakness...
I've got to be patient.
If anyone is reading this... try to bring me a cake with a file in it. So far I'm not sure what to do with the file, but I've seen movies where they do this. I'm sure I will figure out what to do once I get the file.
Bye bye fur now
