21/May/20 do you like this pose for the camera

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

I'm pretty sure that the Big Guy is going to be having a BBQ today.

Why would I say this?  

Well, he took out some steaks from the freezer.

So I'm pretty confident, he plans on having a BBQ today.

The weather forecast shows that it should be +18 today.

So that would be another reason that I believe we will be having a BBQ.

Here is the bitchy part.

Did they take a steak out of the freezer for me?

Well, I can tell you with absolute certainty, no.

However...

I have a plan...

When Tonya will be having her steak, I'm going to stare at her.

Stare stare stare...

I know she will give in.

MUHA HA HA HA HA

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog is sleeping

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20/May/20 what do you mean when you say it's cold outside

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

So my humans are wimps.  Yesterday it was +6 outside and they were bitchin that it was cold out.

Blah blah blah de blah blah day...  Pfft, it wasn't cold out.

I guess the Big Guy forgets that +6 was about as warm as it got in CFS Alert.  It just depends on where your from when you say it's cold outside.

As I'm looking outside, there isn't a cloud in the sky.  Now, for the humans, this is what they call... deceiving.  It's gives them the impression, it's really warm out.  Like in the +20's or warmer.  But in reality, right now, it's only -2 outside.

Just like at night.  They step outside for a few minutes and they can hear the peeper frogs.  The frogs are "getting busy" making more little frog babies.

Oh, you don't know what "peeper frogs" are?  Here, have a listen...

Wonderful, eh?

Pretty soon, there will be the June Bugs.  It would seem that the ladies with the longer hair HATE June Bugs.  Those bugs are pretty dumb, but they do get caught up in the longer hair and the ladies turn into this screaming ninja like person.

June Bugs don't bother the Big Guy too much.  It's the mosquitoes that bug him.  He hates them a lot.

The City of Winnipeg dislikes mosquitoes so much, they spray for them.  Kills those mosquitoes for days at a time.  Considering Winnipeg is the Mosquito capital of Canada.

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog running around our back deck

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19/May/20 will you ever make something that I can eat

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Do you know who my favorite human is?  It's Tonya.  That's right.  Tonya.  When she comes down stairs from work, I get excited.  When the Big Guy comes down stairs, yea, what ever.

Do you know what that horse's ass is doing right now?

He is cooking.

Yup, the Big Guy has been up since 4;30 this morning.  It's his day off.  That's right, he doesn't have work today.

So he got up with an idea in his head.

His sister-in-law, my friend and yours, Kim, posted this recipe on Facebook.  He glimpsed at it ONCE!  That's right...  one time.  But like a music ear worm, this recipe got stuck in his head.

So, what is this recipe?  Taco Macaroni Bake.

Why am I so upset?

Because it has all sorts of stuff that I love.

Ground beef.  Macaroni.  Cheese and MORE cheese.  Plus, Sour Cream.

But then, this is where it goes South on me.  Taco seasoning.  Onions.  Aargh...  fricking onions.  Geesh Louise, why does he have to put ONIONS in everything he cooks?  

He likely does this, so that Tonya will not share with me.

I'm going to bite him on the bum one day.  That will show him.

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog is watching TV with me

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18/May/20 when can we go back to the dog park

Good morning world.

Maximus Handsomius here from my forever home, in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Normally I go to the dog park, at least once a month.

But now...  nothing.  No dog park at all.  This is what you call...  BORING!

Yesterday the Big Guy was in the back yard with the green bin and his branch cutters.  He gathered up the branches that he had cut up and he put them into the green bin.  Once that was done, he had to cut the branches again as the lid wouldn't close on the green bin.

Some of the branches were so tall, he had to cut the branches as much as 4 times.

Afterwards, he took the time to mount the lawn mower deck to his lawn tractor.

He really needs to get an oil change on his lawn tractor.  That machine was expensive and it needs to be taken care of.  I think there is a company in Sydney that does "house calls" for these machines.  I wouldn't think it would take them long to change the oil and change the spark plugs and change the air filter.

That is...  unless he could drive it to Canadian Tire and get it done there.  He could drive it down the back roads to get to Canadian Tire.  It would be kinda weird to see him do that.  Oh well...  what can you do...

He was then going to mow the little twigs and what not that was left over from the stuff that fell out of the green bin.  But he noticed that he was creating a lot of dust.  Tonya and the next door neighbor had laundry on the line.  So he thought twice about that.

He really didn't want to make Tonya upset about making her clean laundry on the line, dirty.  She may have got HIM to do the laundry instead.

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Your Daily Video - Max our Bernese Mountain Dog playing out front with Tonya

Bye bye fur now